Anthony Smith – Killer Bettis – Drug dealer Woodley – Stalker Gay – Basher 36 Oz Steak – Madden's wet dream McNabb – Needs to re-grow the Tomlin mini-fro Batch – Solid Carey Davis – Bruiser Dr. Robotnik's sons – Bought drugs off Bettis

Bill Parker – Better Young John Madden – Ugly/fat Bionic Woman – Must see T.V. Danny Kreider – Monster Starks – Destroyed Gaither/Dawkins in the same block Najeh – S-poo-ky good Bettis – Answers? McNabb – Too bald One Minute O – Decent job

Heath – Beast Bill Parker – (Could-be) Beast. Needs to not fumble. Sorry, too many words. Roethlisberger – Feast or famine Sepulveda – Shank Polamalu – Man crush Line Judge – Owned D – Eh…

This is as close to Jeff-Reed-style as you're gonna get outta me. No shafts were involved in the taking of this picture. I'm going to (try to) summarize each quarter (at the conclusion of each) in a word or two. We will see how that goes…

* If you haven’t ever seen Best in Show, then you haven’t seen good films. Colma, California may legalize little horses as pets. You have my full support, Colma, California.

These are the kind of stories that showcase why the Nutting family is so far ahead of every other owner in the MLB. Sarcasm…for the slower readers out there. Bob Nutting came to the unrivaled realization that his upcoming hire for the soon-to-be-vacant CEO of the Pirates position will be a baseball person. Wow. Thank […]

Sweet, another two-fer. Damn William Gay, the Steelers DB draft pick in 2007, for causing people to mistake PSaMP for something it ain’t. I get it, people in England like gay things. Especially free gay superheroes. This next one is one of my favorite lines from Grandma’s Boy (give or take a word here and […]

This picture is not the reason why. Yesterday, in my Bettis book critique, I touched on Bettis’ anger over the team cutting Tim Lester in 1999. Bill Parker has a similar opinion in 2007. He wants Dan Kreider, not some Tight End, blocking for him when the season opens. “I prefer to have a fullback,” […]

Wow, I could’ve used any picture of Jerome for this post. He could be running over someone, scoring a touchdown…anything. Jeopardy takes the cake, though. Back to the point. Bettis is pulling out all the stops in his new autobiography, entitled, The Bus. My Life in and out of a Helmet. The co-author is ESPN’s […]

Kidding. If this was any other team/player/situation combination, everyone from the fans to the players to the organization would be sweating. A former consensus #1 prospect slips to the middle of the first round, and now is pulled away from Team Canada in the Super Series versus Team Russia. But its the Penguins, the most-stocked-with-badass-youth-stud-players […]

All condolences must go out to the family of my best buddy, Bob. Over the weekend, his grandmother, Patricia Jesek, passed away. Patricia was the oft-forgotten adopted daughter of Art “The Chief” Rooney. Actually, she was Art’s niece, whom he adopted and raised along with his 5 sons. That also made her the sister/cousin of […]

Apparently, this sign of defensive solidarity was not enough to get Dick LeBeau onto the Senior ballot for the Hall of Fame. LeBeau’s name was left off the list of 17 greats. Those 17 will be whittled down to 2 players who will forever be enshrined in Canton. I was excited to see the team […]

Quick summary: Keisel nearly pulled a Kimo, Todd Collins dissected the starting D, LaMarr Woodley and Deshea Townsend are on a mission, Carey Davis is a beast and Conner Hughes is making Jeff Reed look over his shoulder (which he probably already does, in order to take Motorola Razor-cameraphone pictures of the top of his […]

Steely McBeam. Say those two words, and chills run through the collective spine of Steelers Nation. The Terrible Fan. Stevie Steeler. Say either of those two names, and you will receive high five after high five. Many people knew the Terrible Fan. He looked like a giant Twinkie, and roamed Three Rivers as an unofficial […]

As is par for the course, I tried to whittle down the VotW nominees to just one, but had trouble with that simple feat. Actually, it is really one visitor who was VotW-worthy, and one I had to post because of my own narcissism. The true VotW is above. I wouldn’t have even cared if […]