You might not know it, Steelers fans, but this is Lawrence Timmons, your first round draft pick in the year 2007. He is trying to prove that he can be a welcome addition to a team that is emphasizing a change to a 4-3 defense. If done properly, Timmons could play a vital role as […]

If you haven’t checked out the leaked Steelers hotel demands, then you should probably head over to The Smoking Gun now. Most of the guidelines are pretty normal. The team is only allowed to use Heinz ketchup. Would you really expect the Steelers to blast one of their biggest sponsors by eating some off-brand tomato […]

I’m sorry. I truly am. I needed to apologize for not being able to post yesterday, which included the absolutely rare omission of a tiny horse of the day. Internet access has been shaky at best for the past several days, and yesterday included no internet. At all. I’m hoping it doesn’t kick out while […]

Sorry for the lack of posting so far today. My internet won't connect. I'm not ignoring you on purpose. I swear…

I’m proud to share my birthday with the greatest group of human beings ever assembled. Spanning the ages, us 13thers have kicked some ass. Here’s my homage to those who came before, and those that are still here crampin’ my style. Fidel Castro (1926) – I don’t care if your duties have been transferred to […]

Its my birthday and I'll blog if I want to… Yes, that is a stock pixture. Y'all might not hear from me today. Maybe I'll drop by with a cool little horse at some point. Maybe…

Hooray! Here’s a special Sunday evening edition of Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker. Technically, it works, seeing as how the game was yesterday. Also, your hard-working part-time Pittsburgh blogger might not make it around tomorrow. I have my reasons. We lost. Simple as that. All the positives from last week went down the tubes, so […]

Down, 10-9.

Nearly time… The 5200 strikes again.

Nearly time… The 5200 strikes again.

I really try to just highlight one visitor each week. Honestly. However, yinz guys love to put yourself out there, and stumble upon PSaMP through the wildest of ways. All three of these peeps come from yesterday, as I was waiting for someone to throw me a bone. Then, three of you threw me bones…in […]

Steely McBeam? Why? I’ve been dreading this for awhile, now, and the naming delay just added to the nervous apprehension. Somewhere in between Stevie Steeler and the Terrible Fan, the Steelers have given us the newest addition to the infrequent mascot arsenal. I was hoping for something simple that rivaled the two names of the […]

Two words. Steely. McBeam. Somewhere, the Terrible Fan weeps. More on this tomorrow…

Here is your semi-mandatory blogger reaction to Barry Bonds breaking Hank Aaron’s career home run record last night. For all you who say that Barry’s record is tainted…shut up. Your excuses are annoying and recycled. By basing your argument around allegations and accusations from newspaper writers and, of all people, Jose Canseco, you refuse to […]

Congratulations to Barry Bonds for hitting career home run 756 a little bit ago. I'm glad I was able to see it. You won't hear me say one negative thing about Barry regarding the swirl of accusations that constantly surround him. Who are we to judge him based solely on allegations? My only criticism is […]