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The Battle of Pola(malu)s

In case you don’t scout opposing coaching staffs, the forthcoming Steelers/Jags game pits nephew Troy Polamalu against uncle Kennedy Pola. Pola is the Runnings Backs coach for Jacksonville. Troy is expected to play, which should hopefully force David Garrard into making some sort of mistake. Dude has been clutch in not throwing interceptions this season. […]

The Battle of Pola(malu)s

In case you don’t scout opposing coaching staffs, the forthcoming Steelers/Jags game pits nephew Troy Polamalu against uncle Kennedy Pola. Pola is the Runnings Backs coach for Jacksonville. Troy is expected to play, which should hopefully force David Garrard into making some sort of mistake. Dude has been clutch in not throwing interceptions this season. […]

Former Pirates Roiders Named

Here’s a short list of former Pirates named in George Mitchell’s steroids list. Kevin Young, Denny Neagle, Ron Villone, Jose Guillen, Jason Christiansen, Tim Laker, Josias Manzanillo and Barry Bonds. Wow. UPDATE: Earlier in the day, Will at Deadspin offered a possible list of players mentioned (before the actual list came out). It turned out […]

Which Pirate(s) Will Be Named

With the Mitchell Report on Steroids in Baseball due to be announced today, I want to know what current Pirates will be named. And by current, I mean guys who played in Pittsburgh last season, or who will be on the roster in ’08. Everyone is waiting for A-Rod, or Pujols or any other big […]

The Arrogance Of Massholes

I received an email from friend and fellow Steelers blogging compatriot Cotter from One For The Other Thumb. He talked about Patriots fans, and their need to gloat. Adding to the gloating, the Patriots fans continually make excuses for Spygate and Rodney Harrison’s HGH use. What the f**k is wrong with these assholes? I don’t […]

Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Kennywood Was Just Sold!!!!!!!

Oh no. Kennywood (and Sandcastle) was just sold to Spanish-based Parques Reunidos. I don’t know what that means for the future of the best Amusement Park in the world. This news nearly made me cry. I SAID NEARLY. Get it straight, jerk. In the meantime, enjoy my Liveblog straight from Kennywood from this past summer. […]

Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker

We lost. I’m over it. In trying to find the silver lining, I only came up with one positive. A win might’ve exhausted the team, and the excitement and energy spent could have hurt the team down the stretch. But that’s just me rationalizing. Tale of the tape: Awful defense. Underlying theme: FGs come back […]

Best. Prediction. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMTOE0h8bR0&rel=1 Lotsa people have been jumping on the Steelers-to-beat-the-Cheatriots bandwagon lately. This one, I didn’t expect. If this turns out to be the final score, I’m moving to Iran. Pronto.

Mike Tomlin Crossword

This article provided some more Anthony Smith bulletin board material for the MSM to overreact to. He’s not backing down from his guarantee, and encourages the Patriots receivers to try and target him. However, there was an awesome tidbit that had nothing to do with Anthony Smith. It regarded Mike Tomlin. Here it is: Doesn’t […]

James Harrison = Defensive Player of the Month

Wow. This was a shoddy MS Paint job. I stole everything from this right here. And wtf’s up with all the content today? I’m goin’ nuts. I needed to make mention of James Harrison being named AFC Defensive Player of the Month. Take a look at those stats. 19 tackles. 5.5 of ‘em were sacks. […]

Rodney Harrison’s Brain Sucks

In response to Anthony Smith’s guaranteed win, Rodney Harrison said this: I don’t even know who the guy is, but obviously he has to be a young guy to come out and say something like that. We have a great deal of respect for Pittsburgh and everything they’ve done and everything they stand for. When […]

Anthony Smith Guarantees A Win, PSaMP Approves

Did you hear? Anthony Smith guaranteed a win over the Patriots! Oh my gosh! Bulletin board material! Why would he do that? He’s going to motivate New England. Gimme a break. I fully agree with everything Smith said, and actually don’t mind that he said it. I know I’m not a football player, but I […]

Anthony Smith Guarantees A Win, PSaMP Approves

Did you hear? Anthony Smith guaranteed a win over the Patriots! Oh my gosh! Bulletin board material! Why would he do that? He’s going to motivate New England. Gimme a break. I fully agree with everything Smith said, and actually don’t mind that he said it. I know I’m not a football player, but I […]

Steelers Fans Rule

Excuse the surplus of Steelers/Patriots posts this week. Sure, I’ve completely neglected the Pirates (rightfully so) and have drifted from the Pens. I apologize. I promise I’ll get back to the Penguins soon. Pirates…we’ll see about that. Right now, my Steelers will win prediction is consuming my thoughts. I decided to see who is better, […]

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