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Trip Dubs Rule

In case you were wondering, that is a Triple-Double Stuf Oreo. If you look at the Triple Doubles in College Basketball this season, you will notice that there have been 4 instances. Two of ’em have come from small, Pittsburgh-area schools. Duquesne’s Shawn James hit one up against St. Joe’s. And recently, Robert Morris’ Tony […]

Mario Lemieux Is Black

I truly apologize about overloading you with Youtube videos, but some of these rarely-viewed clips need to be seen. Like in a hockey game from about a minute ago, Mario Lemieux was visited by a distant (to say the least) relative. Looks like Mario’s ancestors were bitten with a Thomas Jefferson-esque bug. And how do […]

Watch Your Back, A.O.

GENO IS BETTER THAN A.O. I’ll open that thought up to discussion, but in my mind, the best player in the 2004 draft was taken SECOND overall. Now, I’m not doubting A.O.’s brilliance. Look at those NHL stats, and you’ll see that his goal total to this point in the season is surreal. Kovalchuk can […]

Dwight Howard Kills Me

I needed to post this video because, well, its amazing. I die every time I see him THROW the ball through the hoop. No one should be that tall or be able to jump that high. Smiles all around when they show the side view. Who said the dunk contest was a joke?

I Wonder How Angelo Esposito Is Doing?

Yeah, he’s playing for Quebec in the QMJHL right now, but I still like to keep tabs on prospects. Is he scoring goals, setting up a buncha assists, or doing absolutely nothing? How about TKOing some Maple Leafs’ 6th rounder who has nearly double Esposito’s penalty minutes. Man, he looked like he was about to […]

MAF Wins…Against a Horrible Team

I told you I was pumped for MAF to start his comeback. He did me proud by dominating the lowly Norfolk Admirals in the Baby Pens’ 3-1 win. Faceoff Factor has the details. 30 saves on 31 shots, with the only goal coming on a deflection? I know it was against a terrible team, but […]

Almost Flower Power Time

MAF is about to…pet your dog. And by pet your dog, I mean make his first AHL start in nearly two years. Now, normally I’d be pretty pissed about MAF playing in the minors, but I’ll make an exception seeing as how he’s recouping from a nasty high ankle sprain. With the recent play of […]

Grossest. Weather. Ever.

That is my shoe. 100% up to date. The lighter color is the actual shoe. The darker…well…is because I'm walking through several inches of shit. Shit = slushy snow remnants covered with an assload of rain. I wouldn't mind as much if it'd be rain OR snow. Instead of both. I'm so mad/disgusted/insert-your-own-nasty-adjective-here right now.

Great Weekend

Yes, that’s the Grand Canyon. Explanation coming. If you’re a Penguins fan (and I hope you are if you visit PSaMP), this past weekend really made you step back and say “Sweet,” or “Kickass” a bunch of times. Considering how Philly started the season and the way the Pens stumbled outta the gate, the current […]

The Only Petition That Matters

Have you seen the petition to the NFL to investigate the final 1:40 of Super Bowl XLII? It was created by idiot Patriots fans. Its been on KSK…MJD hit on the topic…and I’m mad. This is the same type of bullshit that Seahawks fans pulled after Super Bowl XL. “Ooooh…Jackson didn’t push off in the […]

Mini Critter of the Day 2-8-08

Yeah, this isn't a mini pony. It's a cool baby pug dog. I took this last spring/summer. It's about time to share it.

Happy Birthday, Bob

Someone apparently dropped acid into my King Vitamin. Happy birthday to my college roommate/best friend/partner in crime(s), Bob (seen here, alongside my beard). On this day 2 years ago, we celebrated his 21st at the Steelers Super Bowl Victory Parade. Talk about perfect timing for a 21st birthday. Happy Birthday!

Jeff Jimerson For American Idol

This was a skit on the Penguins Jumbotron during the win over the Canes a few days back. No, I wasn’t there…I just happened to find the videos. Some toolbag sucks, then gets owned (or pwned, I never really got that) by a Journey-singing Jeff Jimerson (IMDB puts one M in his last name, but […]

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