0 comments by tecmo on 9/22/2009
If you’re still watching the Pirates, you’re either crazy or Pat. Or a combination of the two. Frankly, the baseball season ceased to have any importance to me when August came to a close. The Steelers were about to begin regular-season play, and I purchased my October 3rd ticket to the Pens/Isles game on Long […]
0 comments by tecmo on 9/21/2009
There’s really not much else to say about the Steelers loss to the Bears. It sucked, and only video of Jay Cutler getting slapped by a ref could brighten up the day. Oh, such video exists? Then what are we waiting for?
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We would lose on a late-game FG after winning a game on an overtime FG the week before. I guess things just sorta shake out. Jeff Reed was uncharacteristically off tonight, missing two medium-length FGs. The offense put us in a position to put the game out of reach multiple times, but the offense sputtered, […]
0 comments by tecmo on 9/18/2009
Oh, so we play the Bears this weekend? Well guess what Black and Golddust’s main source of food is? Fruit Rollups and Fun Dip. You thought I was gonna say bear meat? Well, he does hunt and kill bears, but leaves their carcasses in the forest. Why? Black and Golddust has no explanation for his […]
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Fact: I love the Pittsburgh Penguins. Fact: Kingpin is one of my all-time favorite movies. Fact: Anything combining the two will get my immediate attention. Fact: Saying “Fact” in front of your points is stupid. Big ups to Puck U for this.
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After finding out my buddy Evan passed away, I seriously considered shutting down the blog. Sure, it’s working on it’s third year of existence, but in the moments after hearing the news, I wondered if I could ever find the time to be humorous again. I feared I had become desensitized by a number of […]
0 comments by tecmo on 9/17/2009
Not trying to be cute or funny in this spot today. For background, go here. We know the lighting is poor. We fixed the audio problems from last game, but won’t have a better all-around product until next week. Shut up, I don’t care. Go Steelers. And check it out at OFTOT, too.
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Please offer up prayers. Yesterday, a family member and her unborn were taken from this world by some evil people. Today, I got word that one of my friends passed from a seizure. It hasn’t been a great past 20 hours. RIP Megan and child. RIP Evan.
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0 comments by tecmo on 9/16/2009
For the fourth time in his career, Steelers K Jeff Reed was named AFC Special Teams Player of the Week. He earned the honors by tying the game up late in the 4th Quarter when the team was down 10-7, and then kicking the game winner in OT. Now that Steelers season is back, and […]
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Man, this dude won’t stop. Not only did the egomaniacal hip hop star ruin the first VMA acceptance speech by pop/country teenager Taylor Swift, he also popped into Mike Tomlin’s weekly press conference. The coach began talking of watching game film and videos of the team, but Beyonce’s Single Ladies video was obviously better than […]
0 comments by tecmo on 9/15/2009
I’m not that mean of a person. While the majority of the entries into Great Moments in Unlicensed Pittsburgh Sports Merch have been god-awful, unneeded eyesores, there has been a stray positive critique. This feature is my vehicle to display the bad with the good, because there’s bound to be some unlicensed pieces of memorabilia […]
0 comments by tecmo on 9/14/2009
Yay! More needless, pun-tastic Steelers catchphrases! This shirt is pointless, and is about on par with women wearing a pink jersey. For the untrained, the shirt makes reference to that one awful show that sparked an awful movie or two and was a cultural institution to batshit crazy housewives with too much time on their […]
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The best low budget/no budget Steelers recap is the only way to get your Steelers fix after a Sunday without Pittsburgh football. Jim brings the noise in Week 1. And, that’s about it. Jim’s got all you need to know, rendering my ramblings completely pointless here. Just watch the show.
0 comments by tecmo on 9/12/2009
The age-old question of “What the hell is Snoop thinking? He must be stoned” is finally answered. At his recent show at Krobar, the supposed Steelers turncoat had a message for the fans: “Lemme let you know one thing. Any time you see me wearing somebody else’s uniform, or somebody else’s jersey, that shit for […]
