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Some Drunk Cubs Fan Didn’t Know The Pirates Swept The Double-Header

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Bill Guerin Is Going To Be Naked

ESPN the Magazine is doing something, something, something, blah, blah, NAKED ISSUE! For the life of me, I cannot understand why ESPN the Magazine would be promoting “The Body” issue of their bi-weekly rag. For whatever reason, the magazine will have plenty of sports stars across most leagues in various stages of undress. And like that, […]

That Explains Why The Steelers Lost To The Bengals

Steelers fans were collectively scratching their heads following the crushing loss to the Bengals on Sunday. Pittsburgh hadn’t lost in Cincy since 2001, and the feeling of losing to a usually-inferior foe took a toll on everyone. We tried to lay blame…Limas Sweed, the absence of Rashard Mendenhall, a defense that couldn’t step up when […]

Do You Want A Free City Of Champions Sticker Or Magnet?

Thanks to Trey, he of the Steelers Tastykakes, for these. PLB Sports has awesome City of Champions stickers and magnets to commemorate the recent championships brought to Pittsburgh. They are in the likeness of those iconic OBX stickers that you’d see on some yuppie SUV. Show those fools that you’re a hardcore Pittsburgher, and that COC > […]

Mini Pony of the Day 9-29-09

Thanks to Doug for this. Little guys pop in around the 0:18 mark. It’s a “What’s Your Excuse?” commercial for Vegas. Get ready to hate Philip Rivers. Again. [OFTOT] Nice win for the Buccos during a horrible streak. [WHYGAVS?] Jared Allen loves his mullet. [Sportress of Blogitude] BwB 2.0 is going to have more Annie […]

I Would Eat So Many Steelers Tastykakes

Much love to my buddy Trey for this. “The Steelers and Tastykake represent two strong brands that benefit from a distinctive, long-standing relationship with our valued fans,” said Steelers’ Marketing Coordinator Rick Giugliano. “We look forward to collaborating with Tasty Baking Company and we welcome them as a new sports sponsor in Pittsburgh, a city […]

Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker

Well that sucked. Losing a game to the Bears is rough, but following that up with a divisional loss that drops our record to 1-2 is heartbreaking. This team is much better than they’ve shown on the field. 23-20 Bengals. That game-winning drive from the Bengals was so long, it felt like I was dying. […]

Black And Golddust Once Punched A Bengal Tiger In Half

So the Bears beat us…big deal. Jay Cutler needs as much positive reinforcement as possible or else he will never lose the perma-frown. Emo-jerk. This week, we have the stupid Bengals. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Bengal tiger in Ohio. I once had a gorilla flip me […]

[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show. Game 3

Me and Cotter are back with episode 3 of the [Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show. We fixed the lighting situation from last week, so now we’ve got as good an audio/visual product as we could’ve hoped for. For my game score, I decided to let China Jack inspire me, and mirrored his 28-3 prediction. If this […]

Great Moments In Unlicensed Pittsburgh Sports Merch: This Got Six? Shirt

Here we go again. I understand that fans and vendors alike are pretty pumped about the Steelers winning an unprecedented 6th Super Bowl. We’ve got more rings than any other team, so why not rub it in everyone’s faces a little? Ain’t that the purpose of being a sports fan? Well go ahead and brag a […]

Steelers Styro-Kite Is…Awesome?

Ed McWhirter has apparently been making these things since the mid-90s or so, but I guess this is better late than never. Honestly, I had no idea what this thing was going to be when I first played the video. It’s a kite-like apparatus that is made from styrofoam, and the ease at which it […]

China Jack’s Week 3 NFL Picks

Much love to Gavin for bringing us China Jack’s Week 3 NFL picks. You can find a transcript of Jack’s ramblings at that link, as he sounds mighty buzzed this time. Jack went 1-3 last week after a 4-0 start to the season. But as usual, his SQUASH OF THE WEEK involves the Steelers absolutely […]

Oh Yeah…Chris Henry

Remember this little shoving match from three years ago between Bengals WR Chris Henry and Steelers CB Ike Taylor? At the time, Taylor was a Super Bowl-winning defensive back with a pick in the big game to match. Henry was a guy with multiple drug and weapons arrests to his credit, with little on-field production. […]

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