The Pens and the Flyers. No, I’m not talking about the final game of the season tomorrow…I’m all about the playoffs. Our Pens will meet the hated interstate rivals in the first round of the 2012 NHL Playoffs, and there might not be a more highly anticipated matchup out there. Talbot. Double J. Peter Laviolette’s […]

I started PSAMP 5 years ago today. I don’t care if you’ve enjoyed this site one bit, I’ve laughed at at least 51% of it. Thanks for being on the other end of all of this. Party hard, party hard pug.

This picture came from theCHIVE last week. I’m not entirely sure what compels someone to grab a bottle of Jack Daniels while dancing with someone of the opposite sex. I’ll chalk it up to real-Sid’s concussion. This poser is lucky he has an out.

Thanks to my bud Benson for sending over his latest. It’s a shot-for-shot redo of the classic opening from Law & Order: SVU. But with the Pittsburgh Penguins. It’s exclusive to Facebook, so follow this link and make sure you’ve “liked” Benstonium if you haven’t already. I never got into any Law & Order. But […]

We spend a great deal of time here at PSAMP crapping on the random assortment of nonsense found at Etsy. I mean really. But it’s also possible to come across cool stuff there. Like the paper dolls created by user xbreesuzannex. I’ve pulled out the Pittsburgh sports dolls in her collection that spans a ton […]

Via Puck Daddy. Some dude named Dairn Peters has been making custom-painted hockey masks, and the Pens one above is as “hockey” as he tends to get. Following the link, you’ll find Boba Fett, Iron Man, even Batman masks adorned with random NHL team logos. I like this Penguins one for obvious reasons. It would […]

Via Deadspin, some guy has a tattoo of all 30 MLB mascots. My first thought was to look for the Pirate Parrot, naturally. Deadspin already knew we’d come looking, so they highlighted this bit about the tattoo and our Bucco bird’s inclusion: “The Pirate Parrot has red eyes as a tribute to Dock Ellis’s no-hitter […]

If you’ve never seen Manningface, then you’ve never watched football. There’s relevant links for you to research Manningface at this site, which also includes an artist’s renderings of every NFL team logo with Manningface inserted. Both Steelers examples are included here. Laser-rocket-arm inclusion in the second one was a nice touch. New Steelers OC Todd […]

VALENTINE’S DAY IS FAST APPROACHING, PANTHERS FANS. All things considered, I’m more of a fan of the Steelers lingerie found here. And just like that, this Pitt thong comes straight from Etsy. Back view is after the jump. I don’t want plastic amputated mannequin buttcheeks on the front page.

Washington Capitals ice-grunt Alex Ovechkin recently bought a house in McLean, Virginia. Check it out here. I hear the Penguin-themed sink is what really made him commit to the $4.275 mil purchase. Go Pens.

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You know I’m a fan of (some) watches. I’m also a fan of Jerome Bettis. So thanks to

Looking forward to 2012 training camp. Go Steelers. (thanks to Doug for the banner pic)

Thanks (?) to my sister for sending me this. Justin Bieber got a Jesus tattoo. He also wore a Steelers hat. I have no clue how this affects the Steelers’ upcoming playoff game against the religious Tim Tebow. This little punk thinks he can ride the fence. Go Steelers.

I’ll leave the dude’s name out of this post so he doesn’t have to find his “story” in weird corners of the Internet. Well, unless he Googles “Pens fan cross dresser chained up.” And if you’re routinely Googling “Pens fan cross dresser chained up” then you have bigger things to think about. Anyway, Deadspin has […]