It’s about to get sexy up in here. Take a look at that picture up top, and then re-read the title of this post. Yes, that is men’s Steelers thong underwear. Etsy says you can use ’em for a bachelorette party, but if you’re buying this, you better be getting some more use out of […]

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We’ve seen this before, Fred Durst wearing a Pirates hat last year. Well he happened to be at WWE SummerSlam yesterday and showed that he has at least 2 Pirates hats. Thanks to

GOOSEBUMPS ON GOOSEBUMPS ON GOOSEBUMPS. Prior to yesterday’s win over the Dodgers, the Pirates had been learning to deal with late-season adversity amidst a playoff push. That hasn’t happened since ’97, and more importantly, ’92. This is foreign territory, and our Buccos need all the inspiration and motivation that they can get. So my bud […]

So yeah we checked in with Zoltan yesterday and now this, gonna have to change the name of the blog to PSAMPAZ. I…I don’t know where to really begin with these unreal 3D crochet Pirates Zoltan hats. “GO BUCCOS!!! After 19 years, the Pirates are kicking butt!!! Thanks to ZOLTAN, and maybe a great attitude!!! […]

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Ok so technically this isn’t a basketball jersey…it’s more of a blinged-out tank top, but they call it a jersey on Etsy and with no sleeves I’m all about calling a spade a spade. For those of you that want to show up the pink hats and rhinestone shirts during Steelers games, this Troy Polamalu […]

Got tipped off to these MLB mascot-themed hats by Duk over at Big League Stew. And while Duk may think that there’s a certain air of creepiness towards wearing these things, I gotta say that the Pirate Parrot hat is pretty cool. I mean, pirate parrots are fantastic things in their own right, and THE […]

Huge news out of the sports world, as a recently-released independent investigation turned up an organizationl coverup of some pretty heinous activities over an incredible period of time. The Pirates wern’t even trying to be good. My buds at Benstonium put their noses to the grindstone to get the most comprehensive findings in this black […]

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Solid news all around, as my good friend maticulous, the SW PA-born producer currently destroying the Brooklyn underground hip hop scene, has an insane new track on the just-released Free Shabazz 2 mixtape, with Pittsburgh emcee Beedie starring. PITTS-PLOSION. “On December 21st, 2010, music video production company, Ricky Shabazz and the Boom Bap Boys released […]

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Justin Bieber looked stupid in a Steelers hat in Paris. This follows him looking stupid in another Steelers hat. You are not a Steelers fan. You are Canadian and like 20 pounds. I imagine you play football even worse than these Chelsea soccer players. Plus that hat is somehow bigger than your moon-like cranium. And […]

Being underaged sucks. When you’re 17, you constantly feel like you’re on the outside of adulthood. Cigarettes are a no-go if you aren’t a heavily-bearded teen. When you’re 20, all your older friends are out at the bar or maybe picking you up some beer from the store for you cos you’re a crappy kid […]