I’m struggling with trying to come up with a way to sum up this game. I mean Ben and the passing game played their hearts out, and without some mindboggling fumbles by Dwyer and Antonio Brown, or if AB’s punt return TD doesn’t get called back, then we have a Steelers blowout and there’s nonstop […]

Thanks to my bud Benson for sending along his latest video. Like the redemption the Steelers sought (but ultimately failed to achieve) in Week 1 versus the Broncos, now we have the Steelers out for blood like they’re pissed-off Liam Neeson or something. The Steelers have a particular set of skills, Oakland… Here we go.

I don’t care if that’s a crocodile instead, I don’t know the difference so shut up. Via my friend

Spend any sort of time around me and you’ll know I have tons of love for anything Jim Henson. So I have to show love to Buzzfeed for their post about all NFL starting quarterbacks and their Muppet doppelgangers. I was especially anxious to see who they paired Ben Roethlisberger up with, and I gotta […]

Both via Etsy (sid, troy). While I enjoy the images (including this Freddy Mercury one), I’m kinda disappointed that there’s no Dock Ellis equivalent. Or maybe he was way too real for this experiment, and the result would’ve been some temporal anomaly. CHAOS.

If that headline doesn’t give me all the Google traffic then I quit blogging. I guess I have to appreciate having readers who are porn aficionados, as previously we had Andy send over this pink Steelers Troy Polamalu jersey in a porn scene as well as a screenshot of another porn scene of a chick […]

*Makes Santonio Holmes jet-wing arms, woosh sounds, falls down* 27-10 Steelers. People were quick to forget that it was a terrible Bills team that the Jets worked over last week during their praise of the Jets’ first-game offensive explosion. And with the Steelers only hanging around until the deciding mistake against the Broncos, it was […]

Alright so here’s an iTunes link to some new song by some artist named Jenna. The song features Steelers cornerback Ike Taylor rapping. I’ve only listened to the preview, and heard Ike drop at least one Swag reference. There’s a number of other words and references that I really don’t wanna publish here as PSAMP […]

There’s a lotta vitriol being spewed at the female Steelers fan caught drenching some cranky Apple fanboy’s iPhone as he tried to take a stunned pic of her following the pick-6 that sealed Denver’s win. Most of it is wrapped up in the noise that she was obnoxious during the game. I’ve been to sports, […]

No redemption this time. Not the way I really want to start a season’s-worth of recaps. That game was a great battle between Pittsburgh’s possession and Denver’s quick scores, and 1 mistake ended it. Down 6 with 3+ on the clock is usually a given, only Ben tried to thread a pass to a well-covered […]

The 2012 NFL season kicks off for your Steelers this Sunday night, against the same Broncos that ended the 2011 Steelers campaign. Well, not entirely the same, as they’ve swapped a Tebow for a Manning among other parts in and out. But it has been a long 8 months after the loss, and there’s no […]

Thanks to my mom (!) for spotting this. She was watching tv when a trailer for Won’t Back Down came on. The Maggie Gyllaenaekfkafafds-Viola Davis-Holly Hunter vehicle is about how Pittsburgh schools suck and non-Viola Davis teachers are evil trolls who lock kids in closets while simultaneously illiterate-ing them. And then a bartender mom and […]

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