If you’re like me, you constantly ask yourself things like, “I wonder if awful, mainstream, wanna-be hip hop artists are good at keeping up with the national sports scene…” Don’t lie. You’ve thought of that word-for-word. You can admit it. I don’t judge. Above is a screenshot of the new video for Shawty is a […]

How can you look at this picture and not love the Steelers? This article was in yesterday’s Trib, as I happened to stumble across the Fanfare section with the lovely Jean Horne. Mmmmm…Jean Horne. In honor of Jean, every namedrop of a local celebrity or high roller will be in bold. I’m just cool like […]

As a massive Pittsburgh homer, I had to wave the white flag on this one. Oh, and that is me above, for those of you wondering what I look like. This warm weather gave me a rash. A while back, Pittsburgh City Paper Sports Editor and mini horse-lover Jody DiPerna emailed PSaMP and several other […]

Right now, there are so many animated gifs on the site that you might have a seizure. However, It would be the sweetest seizure of all time. For those of you wondering what the hell is going on, this is a Tecmo Bowl-inspired animation of Najeh Davenport. It comes from one of my all-time favorite […]

Strugglin’. Espn.com has had its share of realtime stats troubles, but this is just getting ridiculous. Here is a screenshot from 9:51 P.M. on Friday night ( my life is mucho exciting), roughly 20+ minutes after the completion of the Pens/Canes game. According to Espn.com, only 2 minutes and 6 seconds has gone by in […]

Its Friday, so indulge my out-of-‘Burgh sports pleasures. I first saw this video via Deadspin, and it absolutely killed me. The nightmare bunny tops it all off. If you’re feeling lazy or just need a solid laugh, read the comments from the Deadspin link. That made my week. Period.

This week, I’m proud to give you the best of the best. I can’t believe I was able to pick just one visitor. I feel confused. To be fair, multiple visitors used this same search query, so this visitor from the ‘Burgh represents for so many others. “Mike Tomlin badass.” Those three words seem to […]

If you aren’t excited about the upcoming Pens season, you should check your pulse. Mad love goes to Michael Holovak at the Duquesne Duke for digging up this scoop. Have trouble finding student rush tickets last season? You probably weren’t alone. The quick success of Sid and Co. caused many a sellout at the ‘Gloo, […]

Don’t care who you are, Wallace and Gromit will kick your ass. Back to the point, Pensblog absolutely dominated their Penguins season preview. I nearly cried. Even if you don’t read Pensblog (and if you don’t, you suck), any season preview means the season is about to start. I’m expecting big things from Sid and […]

I just finished watching Cavemen, the new ABC sitcom based around those hilarious Geico commercials. I gotta say, the show has some potential. The show itself wasn’t bad (it wasn’t great either), but Jeffrey Daniel Phillips, who plays Maurice (the original, Roast duck with the mango salsa caveman) absolutely steals every scene he’s in. He […]

After a massive hiatus, Where’d Yinz Go? returns with everyone’s favorite former Pirate, Adam Hyzdu! The first installment found what Derek Bell was up to, now its time to see where good ole Adam Hyzdu has been. Who can forget the offensive sparkplug that Hyzdu was? I mean, in four season with the Buccos (wow, […]

Two points before I get into this. Arizona was offsides on the last Roethlisberger pick, and the spot on the Leinart 4th down conversion was bullshit. That’s all you’ll hear me say about those two instances. Don’t ask me about them. They are over. This loss was horrible to watch. The first three installments of […]

PSaMP has had some batshit crazy unique overseas visitors in the past 7 days. I know mini ponies are cool and all, but Visitor #1 from France just took that fascination to an unhealthy level. Honestly, Toulouse must be full of weirdos. Visitor #2, from Germany, has a funnier take on Toulouse’s fantasy. “Women dominating […]

I wanted to test out Blogger’s video uploading gadget, since I haven’t used it before. I usually stick to the ultra-easy embedded html from sites like Youtube. However, I kept feeling like I needed to experience the standard Blogger video player. I looked for random Pittsburgh sports-related videos on Limewire, and downloaded one titled “Mario […]

I wanted to test out Blogger’s video uploading gadget, since I haven’t used it before. I usually stick to the ultra-easy embedded html from sites like Youtube. However, I kept feeling like I needed to experience the standard Blogger video player. I looked for random Pittsburgh sports-related videos on Limewire, and downloaded one titled “Mario […]