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Darnell Stapleton Rules

See kids, if you strive to be a reserve Offensive Lineman on one of the most storied franchises is NFL history, you too can roll into odd VIP parties where women are begging to get pictures taken with you. Darnell Stapleton, who just made it onto the team last season, is obviously the man. I’m […]

Rashard Mendenhall Is Beetlejuice

Hat tip to Mondesi’s House for the picture. MH shows evidence that Beetlejuice (nsfw), the weird, tiny little man best known for his Howard Stern Show appearances, is a proud member of Steelers Nation. Personally, I admire him most for his award-worthy role in Bubble Boy. The picture and write-up is uncanny, because I was […]

Big Ben’s Pool Is Sweet

From the lovable primate Christmas Ape and the DC Steeler Nation Yahoo group comes exclusive pictures of Ben Roethlisberger’s hot-ass new pool in Gibsonia. Looks like Ben bought his house a purty little present with all that extra cash that’s been lying around. The pool cost $1.7 mil, chump change for the quarterback. That’s be […]

The Pittsburgh Colts Dance Team Is Clutch

Funny Shit!!!! Hey guess what? Training camp starts in a week, the Penguins signed some people and the Buccos offense looked hot last night. So today, I’m going to discuss…the Pittsburgh Colts. The semi-pro team is playing their home games at Cupples Stadium on the South Side, home to our Pittsburgh Passion. It was in […]

Bob Smizik Hates You Because Someone Else Booed Jaromir Jagr

(tiniest. picture. ever.) Shame on Bob Smizik. As seen in today’s MPotD links, The Pensblog called out Bob Smizik for, well, calling out all Pittsburgh fans. Unfairly, I might add. Just listen to this logic: In Pittsburgh, they regularly and vociferously boo the second-greatest hockey player to perform for the beloved home team. In Pittsburgh, […]

Can The Civic Arena Be Saved?

Is it possible to save the Civic Arena? I say no, but these pictures are quite intriguing. I was directed to these concept drawings after reading a piece on Bleacher Report about the future of the Civic Arena. …rather than settling for the destruction of Mellon Arena once the Penguins’ new home is completed, why […]

2008-09 Penguins Schedule

I did this with the Steelers, so courtesy of the Penguins website and NHL.com, here’s your 2008-09 Pittsburgh Penguins schedule (home games in yellow): Sat., October 4th @ Ottawa, 2:30 PM (Sweden)Sun., October 5th vs. Ottawa, 2:30 PM (Sweden)Sat., October 11th vs. New Jersey, 7:30 PMTue., October 14th vs. Philadelphia, 7:00 PMThur., October 16th vs. […]

Janne Pesonen’s Cult Song Is Insane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onj5vY_-oNk&hl=en&fs=1 Someone hand me a bunch of acid please. At least then I’ll have a bit of an explanation for this. Jesus Pesonen? Wait…two chicks? Dammit, back to Janne Christ. I never question where nicknames or theme songs come from. I like to sit back, enjoy some fan’s creation and laugh at the absurdity. The […]

Ray Allen > TMZ Photographers

Jerome What? Jerome “The Bus” What? I’ll admit, Ray Allen has always been one of my favorite NBAers. This just ups his coolness in my eyes. A TMZ photog hounded Ray after leaving a club in L.A. Said photog didn’t know Jerome Bettis’ last name, causing Allen and his crew to stop what they were […]

Kevin Jones Might Sign With The Steelers?

FWP.Rashard Mendenhall.Mewelde Moore.Kevin Jones? I’m not going to go into this in great detail, primarily because it isn’t a done deal, but reports say that former Lions flash-in-the-pan Kevin Jones might sign with the Steelers today. Its either Pittsburgh or Chicago. Let’s look at his options: In Pittsburgh, Jones has no real role. Najeh was […]

Passion Season Ends With Loss To Force

Unfortunately, the Passion season came to an end in the Conference Championship game over the weekend. I’ll let longtime reader and Passion megafan smarchit take over: The Passion season came to a disappointing close this evening in the IWFL Eastern conference championship game at the hands of the host Chicago Force The game was a […]

John McCain Is Old Or A Liar

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate on the elderly that much. Sure, they’re old, they don’t understand new technology and they keep trying to give me that damn ribbon candy, but I gotta respect them for their contributions to this world. And even if those contributions are merely a bowl of Werther’s Originals. However, […]

Kordell Stewart Was Either Gay or Not Gay

Stop me if you’ve heard this one… …Kordell Stewart was rumored to be gay… Yeah? You’ve heard that, too? It’s the rumor that never seemed to have any resolution. We Steelers fans have heard it throughout his time in Pittsburgh, Will Leitch wrote about Stewart’s ridiculous denials in God Save the Fan (closed-door meetings with […]

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