And…my title pretty much sums up this entire video. At one of the SCF postgame shows, a Penguins fan starts screaming for Keith Jones. Jones then calls him a drunk, which is probably 100% correct. I’d like to remind the screaming fan that while he may enjoy Keith’s analysis, he IS cheering for a former […]

Images via the too-good-to-be-true Photoshop Arms Onto Birds thread. Go Pens!

You know what has to happen. No songs or Bradley Nowell today. We lost the last game. Mini Penguins Pony gets the call-up all by himself. Go Pens!

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Tonight is the last home game of the season for the Penguins. We need one win to push the series to a Game 7. Longtime readers know that I’m a huge fan of underground hip-hop. They also might know two of my favorite artists are Immortal Technique, and his cohort Akir. For the past few […]

That is, according to this picture of the hockey analyst, via my friend Allison after Game 4. That’s my buddy Stan in the background. Quite a collection he has going on right there. Also, while we’re on the topic of post-Game 4 pics, here’s Stan, Allison and my bud Nick (in the black shirt) with the […]

Remember last week, when we were introduced to the awesomeness that is Creation Rex? The Art Institute of Pittsburgh’s dinosaur statue, who runs his own unreal blog, was dressed in a playoff beard and Penguins jersey in support of the home team. Then, he ate an octopus which helped the Pens win Games 3 and […]

Go Pens.

*Name stolen from here Back to Detroit. Home of Jerome Bettis. And that one hockey team that’s going to lose tonight. And if my superstitions worked last game, then there’s no reason to change it up today. Gotta listen to the same three random songs: Sublime – Caress Me Down Cam’Ron – Hey Ma Immortal […]

“Listen up, all jobbers from The Pensblog. Pay attention, Nicholas from Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies…now is not the time to get cocky.” China Jack – April, 2009 Spirits in Pittsburgh are at their highest since the SCF started, and rightfully so. Everyone was ready to hand Detroit the Cup after they held serve at […]

Game 4. Time to get work done. You know I’m superstitious. Before last game, I played 3 random songs before leaving for the Pens bar. Since we won, I had to listen to them again today, no doubt. Please join in my quirk and listen to these three. Random, right? Sublime – Caress Me Down […]

Okay, so maybe it’s 3 and not 75 videos. But I was planning on giving each of these their own individual posts, which mighta been overkill. Instead, we’ve streamlined, and everything within this post should get you ready for the amazingly huge Game 4 in Pittsburgh tonight. First up is the latest Yinz Luv Da […]

This guy is Creation Rex, the dinosaur “mascot” of the Art Institute of Pittsburgh. The statue of Rex runs a better blog than 99% of everything out there in the blogosphere. So take notes, all of you that run pathetic blogs. Prior to Game 3 of the SCF, Rex, complete with playoff beard, chowed down on […]

Early word is Nate McLouth was just traded to the Atlanta Braves. Forgot he was a Michigan man…as this picture so eloquently points out. Be gone, Red Wings fan? Sports Illustrated’s Jon Heyman

When you have a moment, go vote for Penguins enforcer Eric Godard in HockeyFights’ 2008-2009 hockeyfights.com Awards (via Puck Daddy). Godard dropped the gloves at an astounding rate this season, and for his efforts, is up for quite a few awards. Fight of the year, fighter of the year, best player feud, and so on. […]