June 2nds are crazy. Off-topic, but it was my parents’ 30th anniversary yesterday, and their house got hit by a tornado. That has nothing to do with the Pens, but maybe its a symbol. Like on every June 2nd, Max is a natural disturbance that hits the Red Wings dead on. You’re probably going to […]

Back to the Igloo. Season is on the line. Nothing else needs to be said. Go Pens.

Not gonna play, the main reason this is getting posted is for the quote at the end. “Sixburgh. Six time world champions…of the world.” Awesome! Plus, that dog is just kickass.

Jeez…just realized that I haven’t kept up with the recent schedule of the Pittsburgh Passion. Hopefully you’ll forgive me, as it’s been all Penguins playoff hockey for me right now. Last we checked, the Passion had just lost to the DC Divas back in early May. Since then, Pittsburgh beat the New York Nemesis, 41-0, […]

Thanks to my bud Steve, aka longtime reader smarchit, for sending this along. It’s a video of the Land of Little Horses in Gettysburg, PA. I’ve been past the place, but never in it. This video alters that…kinda. The Pirates got beat by the Fakie Mets yesterday. [WHYGAVS?] Check out my buddy Cian‘s new online […]

Sorry if you were desperately waiting for the Guys Choice Awards and I just spoiled the surprise. Big Ben was up against LBJ in the category of Most Unstoppable Jock. Apparently, James (1 conference finals win, 1 conference finals loss, 1 finals loss) is so much more unstoppable than Roethlisberger (2 conference finals wins, 1 conference finals […]

I can take losing. Sure, I get kinda bitchy and obnoxious when my teams lose games, but you learn to appreciate wins when you’ve been through the losses. It’s why I’m still a Pirate fan after all these years. It’s why I stuck with the Pens in the post-Jagr era when were hoping to get […]

Yesterday’s loss makes Mini Penguins Pony 5-1 in the postseason. No reason for a losing streak at this point. The Pens better take advantage of the quick turnaround and steal a win in Detroit. No one really wants to see us at 0-2 coming back to the Igloo. Go Pens! And hopefully, yinz still luv […]

HOLY CRAP IT’S THE STANLEY CUP FINALS! ZOMGWTFLMAOROTFL!!!!ONE!!11!!ELEVEN!!!!!1!!! Only a few hours before the puck drops. Mini Penguins Pony is 5-0 this postseason. Here’s to hoping that his charm continues for ONE MORE SERIES! Oh and some other points of business. Check out my roundtable discussion on the keys to the series over with my […]

I wanted to send a quick thank you to the Versus network for sending out a bunch of t-shirts and hats to give away at our Pens bar here in NYC. I’ve done some work with Versus in the past, so I reached out to them before the Eastern Conference Finals, and we gave out […]

I might be alone in this, but I absolutely love how fuzzy this little guy’s legs are. But that tall guy better not try and get on that tiny little saddle. Plus, his camera sucks. DON’T LET THE BROWNS FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER, STEELERS NATION! [OFTOT] Stanley Cup preview. Kinda. [The Pensblog] The Rays’ pitching […]

Man, my buddy Jim just one-ups himself with each successive episode of Yinz Luv Da Guins. I called him crazy when, at the beginning of the postseason, he promised to make a new show after EVERY playoff game. There’s some serious determination in that one. So the newest episode is, of course, one of the […]

I talk about our Penguins bar in Manhattan a bunch here, so you’ll be pleased to know that we’re officially overtaking the Mets/Yankees/Jets/Giants/Rangers/etc jerks that are oh so common in these parts. Thanks to Cara for the pic, but also to Ian for supplying the flag. And mind you, this is just outside Herald Square, […]

You knew it was coming. With word of the Penguins winning the East getting to the Far East, it was a foregone conclusion that China Jack would take notice. He pulled out the broom to show how much he enjoyed the Penguins’ sweep of the Carolina Hurricanes. With Jack on our side, the team has […]

4-1. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 1 year older. 1 year wiser. Go Pens!