Gametime is fast approaching, so out comes Mini Penguins Pony like clockwork. He’s 4-0 this postseason. The Pens are looking to go 4-0 in this series tonight….so we’re all set up for a happy ending. I hope. Go Pens!

At least I think that’s a clarinet. My entire musical endeavors involved the plastic recorder in like 2nd and 3rd grades, and like a minute of piano lessons which I immediately gave up about a year or two later. So don’t trust my judgment on which instrument is which. But who cares about that. All […]

Big Ben is so unstoppable that he would’ve had this thing solved in like a minute. That is, unless the concussion symptoms showed up right before he made his attempt. There’s really not much I can add to a video of a guy solving a Rubik’s Cube. I mean…I could give tips on some sick […]

Props to my dad for taking these and sending ’em over. The sweet little horse is from somewhere in New Jersey. And his hair blows in the wind oh so perfectly. ZOMG WTF REH DOGG IS BACK! LEARN WHO REH DOGG IS OR LEAVE PSAMP IMMEDIATELY. [OFTOT] Dude, Freddy Sanchez went 6-6 last night! [Pirates] […]

If you haven’t heard of the Andy Rooney Game, then you haven’t lived. This is all you’re getting today…go do something else. Happy Memorial Day, and Go Pens!

Quicker turnaround for Game 3. If anyone is in game-shape, it’s Mini Penguins Pony. He’s 3-0 so far this postseason. No real reason to break the streak right now. Luckily, I just remembered that he needed to get published today before the game started. I’m pretty superstitious, so I probably woulda been a wreck if […]

A Chrysler New Yorker couldn’t stop him. A bum appendix couldn’t stop him. The Seahawks and Cardinals couldn’t stop him. LeBron James, with your ZERO titles (to this point)…you may try, but you will fail just like the rest. Spike TV is doing some ceremony called the Guys Choice Awards or something. In it, they […]

Because something this beautiful needs the spotlight by itself. I’ll shut up now and just let you enjoy the brilliance of it all. MVP.

This little guy is currently 2-0 this postseason. I brought him out before Game 7 against the Caps, and then again for Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Canes. If we’re really looking to hold onto home ice with a win in Game 2 tonight, then Mini Penguins Pony had better be […]

You know, too much has been made of the James Harrison, will-he-or-won’t-he-attend saga. And you know what, there’s bigger issues in our world today. Like tons of young people dying for our country overseas. So when the Steelers made their trip to the White House today as the Super Bowl-winning guest of President Obama, you […]

Cheers to my buddy Benson for sending this along. Normally, Benson’s videos are downright comical, spoofing the Coors Light mock NFL press conferences or the Bud Light “Drinkability” ads. Not so with this latest video, It’s just downright epic, and should totally get you into the NHL playoffs mindset (not like you weren’t already). When he […]

If I had to start a team from scratch, and I only had the two players in this video to choose from…I’d probably end up picking Crosby. I mean, I would’ve taken him anyway, but then Sid just goes and dominates this kid right in his face. You got played, little one. I’m totally confident […]

Day 2 of MATT COOKE WATCH…obviously. The Post-Gazette’s Ron Cook decided to channel his inner Bob Smizik to express his hate of pretty much everyone. Doesn’t matter if you’re a Carolina player/coach/supporter or a Penguins player/coach/supporter…Cook wants you to know that YOU are a hypocrite. Smizik called every Pens fan who wanted to boo Marian […]

In Game 4 of the Eastern Conference semis against Washington, Pittsburgh defenseman Sergei Gonchar was knocked out of the game due to a reckless knee-on-knee hit by league golden boy Alex Ovechkin. Everyone at our Penguins bar immediately started clamoring for a suspension. I told ’em one wouldn’t be coming, ya know, because the league […]

So I re-published this old-school-Pensblog PSAMP pony prior to the pivotal Game 7 and we won. Plus, Penguins alliteration is perfectly pleasant. The headline was This Miniature Horse Will Help The Penguins Win Tonight. And that he did. So what the hell did you think I was going to do before the start of the […]