Here is video of a dachshund going nuclear on a Terrible Towel for some Baltimore fans in anticipation for this weekend’s Ravens/Steelers game. In case you wanted to hate a dog today. Go Steelers.

There’s a reason you’re only getting a closely-cropped pic of today’s generic merch piece up top. You’ll have to hit the jump for the full-sized image. That’s my bud Penshead with the cheesy grin and Sharky’s training camp shirt. Sharky’s and Dino’s are the two competing bar/wing places in Latrobe. This picture was taken probably […]

Thanks to my buddy Don for this. It’s a picture posted on the Take It To The House Facebook page. I’m cool with any chick that holds a Terrible Towel, and I’m also cool with cake. As such, I’m all for chicks holding Terrible Towels next to Terrible Towel cakes. There should be like a […]

My local deli/convenience store is a block away from my apartment in Queens. The Korean dudes that run it love talking sports, and always get Steelers/Penguins/Pirates news from me when I come in. Before any and every season, I predict all of the local teams are going to win a championship, which has sorta become […]

Really can’t believe I haven’t used this shirt here yet. I’ve let you all down to this point. Y’all know about Foley’s, our Manhattan Pens bar. Sean, the owner, is always good to us, and even had these shirts made up during the magical Stanley Cup run. Why I’ve forgotten to use it on PSAMP […]

At least that’s what this comic leads me to believe. Credit to Deadspin. Read more of it here. I know, right?

Man we’re only 2 weeks into the NFL season and we’re already back to one of my favorite quasi-features at PSAMP. To refresh, any time a Steelers is honored with player of the week/month/year awards, I honor them (and you!) at PSAMP by MS Painting an unseen picture of said player, usually next to a […]

Wow, this is a horrible mistake of a Steelers jersey. Looks like some Chinese kid messed up the 3s and 4s and put Troy Polamalu’s 43 on the front with Rashard Mendenhall’s 34 and last name on the back. It’s like the Man-E-Faces of Steelers jerseys. Speaking of Man-E-Faces, he took the abilities and traits […]

Here’s another shirt from Steelers training camp that we had to catch as soon as we saw it before it passed. We were all sneaky-like. Kinda like how the Steelers disguised their attack with no down linemen and ended up with a pick. We used our ninja attack to grab this generic shirt before it […]

Thanks to my friend TheStarterWife for this. It’s legendary Fear frontman Lee Ving singing a chilling rendition of The Kendalls’ classic country song, Pittsburgh Stealers. What does this have to do with sports? Nothing really, aside from the homophone (or heterograph) Stealers/Steelers. And it’s my blog so I’ll post what I want. Video below:

I was leaving a Steelers bar in Manhattan yesterday and caught a subway back to my place. We had gone a few stops when a dude wearing a retro Troy Polamalu jersey hopped on and saw me in my Hines Ward jersey. There were no words exchanged between the two of us, just this: I’d […]

Thanks to the infamous Wayne for this. It’s another he sent in back during the Pens-Habs playoff series. He sent in a number, and I’ve been slowly getting to them all among the many others that the rest of you have contributed. Because I’m lazy. This one uses the common generic trend of altering a […]

  Yesterday, we checked out the promo video for Jagruber, Pittsburgh’s most trusted handyman/jagoff. Today, he’s got a tough sitcheation on his hands. There’s 2 bombs in PNC Park, one on a case of Iron City beer and another strapped to Jalapeño Hannah of the Racing Pierogis fame. Watch the video to find out how […]

  (I ripped this straight from the fantastic Steelers Lounge, because they’ve become one of my favorite Steelers blogs in their short history, and because I’m a pirate. Full-sized image here.) As a staunch Dennis Dixon supporter, in relation to his battle with Byron Leftwich for the starter’s job, I gotta love listening to the haters who […]

  You all know that Benstonium is my favorite source for local comedy videos. Their latest is a promo for Jagruber, a parody of MacGruber which in turn is a parody of MacGyver. SO META. Jagruber is known as the Burgh’s most trusted handyman/jagoff. Anyway, I’ve always hated this MacGruber cat. Saturday Night Live tried […]