Natalie Gulbis, the former Anna Kournikova of golf, won the Evian Masters in France. It was her first LPGA victory. She used to go out with Ben Roethlisberger. Used to. Ben’s reaction? Then, Ben went and found consolation in the fact that he’s hooking up with Missy Peregym. Damn you and your fake face, Ben. […]

New poll time! Santonio Holmes has not disclosed the background of his “personal” injury. Supposedly, it was some kind of procedure that was not football related. What does that mean? Time for PSaMP readers to have some fun with Santonio. I’m only giving you 3 options as well as an Other section, so have some […]

The What is Dave Littlefield’s Legacy? poll has been up for too long, so its time for a new poll. Before I reveal the latest poll, I want to show the answers you submitted in the Other section. I said to make them interesting, and you did not disappoint. Some have been edited/censored. I try […]

Scratch my back with a hacksaw, Mike Lange is returning to the Penguins. I know this is semi-old news, but I needed to touch on it. I’ll be the first to admit that Steigy and Errey combined don’t make up half of Mike Lange. Mike Lange is Pittsburgh Penguins. I was stunned when he was […]

Scratch my back with a hacksaw, Mike Lange is returning to the Penguins. I know this is semi-old news, but I needed to touch on it. I’ll be the first to admit that Steigy and Errey combined don’t make up half of Mike Lange. Mike Lange is Pittsburgh Penguins. I was stunned when he was […]

So I posted the original version of this game about a week ago. Several people emailed and commented that they were about to lose their jobs over it. This is the 2nd version of the game, and I have 2 words for you. Career. Mode. If you thought you were going to get fired last […]

My blog is worth $20,887.98.How much is your blog worth? Very interesting read, here. OMDQ, weekend editor at Awful Announcing, brought this stunning news to my attention. Quailman took the idea from The 26th Man, so they also get a link. Anyway, this site analyzes how much your blog is worth. I’ll mess it up […]

This isn’t really breaking news-worthy, but it does affect you if you were dying to see what the new Steelers mascot was going to be named. A name was to be revealed at tonight’s 7 P.M. practice at Latrobe High School, but due to an overwhelming number of entries, the Steelers are delaying the final […]

Back when LaMarr Woodley started his Yahoo Sports Rookie Journal, PSaMP let you know about the interesting characters in his life. His brother is a backup singer for Keith Sweat (stilll one of the coolest things I’ve ever heard), and his financial advisor’s name is Marty Blaze. This week, someone found PSaMP by searching for […]

The season is over, the Passion are champs and you’re still searching for news about the team. Well thanks to reader smarchit, the “unofficial official Passion scoop provider,” we have access to a sweet post-championship video from the Post-Gazette. The song in it is pretty kickass. The video is from a few days ago. I […]

I am stunned to hear that Wake Forest head basketball coach Skip Prosser died today. All the sympathy in the world goes to his wife, Nancy and his sons, Scott and Mark. He suffered an apparent heart attack while jogging this morning. Prosser was a native of Carnegie, and almost let his hometown love sway […]

Don’t know how I missed this, but LaMarr Woodley updated his Yahoo Sports Recurring Rookie Journal on the 23rd. Entry #2 is right here. No Keith Sweat in this entry, unlike entry #1 (PSaMP’s take on entry #1 is here), but it is still a good read. LaMarr talks about a rookie symposium where he […]

Since we’re on the topic on sports and mug shots, here’s underage drinker Jordan Staal’s booking photo from his wild bachelor party experience in…Minnesota? According to a Cook County Sheriff’s Office news release, that office began receiving complaints of “screaming, yelling and playing loud music” around 12:30 a.m. because of the party at the Lutsen […]

I laughed too hard at this gallery of criminals who were busted in their favorite team’s gear at The Smoking Gun. Sports franchises love nothing more than fans shelling out for a replica of their favorite player’s jersey. Of course, seeing the garments on a perp when he/she is posing for a mug shot, well, […]

When the story of an ESPN announcer being charged with kiddie porn, I wrote a short post about the incident. What I, and the rest of the world, didn’t know, is that there are two John Duffy’s who work for ESPN Radio. I posted a picture of a John Duffy who worked for a local […]