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Troy Polamalu Riding A Motorcycle Without A Helmet

From Troy’s Facebook fan page. OMIGOD PUT YOUR HELMET ON THERE COULD BE A CHRYSLER NEW YORKER JUST AROUND THE BEND DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM ROETHLISBERGER!?!?!? SERIOUS, MAN SFOKHFSOKHFSOKH

The Pens Hotline Is Sketchy

Thanks to Benson for sending this over. It might be the greatest video of all time. All I gotta say is watch out if you try to dial into the Pens Hotline to talk about the team. Don’t make a mistake and add another digit by accident. Cos you won’t be talkin’ to “Dan #%*#&% […]

Kris Letang’s Model Mullet Because Why Not?

Saw this 2 nights ago but got lazy in getting it here. The mullet used to be a respected pillar in the Pittsburgh sports scene. Jagr made sure to take the fad to its high water mark during his time in Black and Gold. Jagr’s mullet had all the momentum; it was riding the crest of a high […]

Great Moments In Unlicensed Pittsburgh Sports Merch: Pink Polamalu

This is another shirt from our trip to Steelers training camp in Latrobe. I was expecting only a few generic shirts in attendance, but the number we got exceeded even my expectations. And I thought my expectations were pretty normal since I’ve investigated way more unlicensed Pittsburgh sports shirts than you. I’m glad I was wrong. We’ve seen a number […]

I Am More Famous Than Taylor Lautner

That nerd Taylor Lautner showed up at the Steelers/Lions game cos he’s been in Pittsburgh shooting some movie called Ab(?)duction. They showed him on the big screen. Hey man, that’s old news. I was on that screen like 5 years ago. And we were just being jerks in the open end of Heinz Field, videobombing […]

The Furries Are The Coolest People/Animals In The World

Two weeks ago, I tipped you guys off to the exsistence of a Pittsburgh furry basketball team, the Pittsburgh Keystones. While the team itself is a fictional/fantasy one, the creators gave it an implied history that dates back to the 1960s. From the info I could find, the league was started by an individual named […]

August 13th: An Ode

(Ed. note: I’ve published this post every year on my birthday. It was originally published on this date in 2007, so some of the info is dated. I’ve taken the liberty of including some notes where updates are needed) I’m proud to share my birthday with the greatest group of human beings ever assembled. Spanning […]

Former Steeler Jay Riemersma Needs To Man Up

Thanks to my buddy Don for this. Former Steelers TE Jay Riemersma ran for Michigan’s 2nd Congressional District seat…and lost. By 658 votes. That should be an accomplishment for the political outsider, but it’s how and why he lost that sucks for Jay. Riemersma ran a pretty thorough negative attack campaign against his opponents. It […]

Great Moments In Unlicensed Pittsburgh Sports Merch: LeBeau Knows Defense

Continuing our look into the wide array of generic Pittsburgh sports shirt at just ONE weekday training camp practice, here’s a fantastic shirt honoring the one and only NFL HALL OF FAMER (!!!) Dick LeBeau. If anyone deserves an unlicensed shirt, it’s LeBeau. LeBeau Knows Defense is probably the most correct phrase of all time. […]

Duct Tape Steelers Folders Rule

Back in grade school, I remember having classic Pee-Chee folders. They weren’t flashy, but did their job of holding my important documents together. And really, all folders are pretty sweet in that regard. They’re simple, slim and at least make you try to not be messy. And my desk and bookbag were always messy. I […]

Great Moments In Unlicensed Pittsburgh Sports Merch: Dino’s Sports Lounge

I made sure to use some of my time back at Steelers training camp this weekend to actively look for generic shirts and stuff floating around. So in between taking one million shots of Dennis Dixon in action at St. Vincent, I made sure to spy the crowds for a few winners. Steelers fans didn’t […]

CHRIS HOKE FALCON KICK

I spent this past Thursday through Sunday back in PA, and got to watch the Steelers practice at both St. Vincent and Latrobe High School. The practices at the college make up most of camp, and the scrimmage at the high school is the once-a-camp treat where Bill Hillgrove’s voice echoes through the stadium on […]

Paul Martin Is Gonna Be A Good Penguin

Ray Shero saw where his team struggled in the postseason and addressed those needs head on at the start of free agency. He spent his money wisely on defensemen Paul Martin and Zbynek Michalek. But what are we really getting out of these guys? If this NHL10 video is any indication, Martin is gonna go […]

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