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Amazon Wish List is a Steelers Fan

Amazon Wish List is some kinda Internet browser extension where you can track products from any website and look for them on Amazon or something something yadda yadda capitalism. I don't know or care much about Wish List itself, but looking at the logo…those are totally hypocycloids. In Steelers colors. Yes, the Steelers logo has […]

Every Pirates Position Player With Barry Bonds’ Dangly Gold Cross Earring

Last night, something special happened. Our Pittsburgh Pirates won their 81st game of the season, a number that tradionally means your club has reached mediocrity in a 162-game season. Only the Pirates haven't hit that many wins wince 1992, a season that ended in crushing disappointment as Sid Bream beat a Barry Bonds throw home […]

Benstonium’s “Breaking .500” Pirates Pump-Up Video

It's really gonna happen, people. Our Pirates are only a handful of wins from breaking .500 on the season with still an entire month left to play. While this can be seen as the absolute baseline for cheering mediocrity, this is a huge moment in Pittsburgh baseball. This franchise has had 20 straight seasons finishing […]

Charlie Villanueva Wearing a Tiger-Print Steelers Hat

This comes from the Instagram of Charlie Villanueva's incredibly attractive wife, Michelle Game. Apparently, the Dominican-American NBA star and his family vacationed in the DR this weekend, posting the above picture to Michelle's Instagram on Sunday. And Charlie seems to be a fan of Etsy at the very least. Villanueva's hat is the second animal-print […]

Andrew Lambo Is Mike Diaz Is Rambo

Ok I could totally be one of those too-cool bloggers who just says "No comment necessary" or something to let you just focus on the picture but I kinda have OCD and need to talk myself through these things. During last night's Pirates win, I started pointing out random features from random Pirates of the […]

Benstonium’s Starling Marte/Matrix Parody

Late in last night's Pirates win, Starling Marte almost got drilled by a pitch but was able to prove he is The One and eluded it with Matrix-like moves. My bud Benson took it a step further and added bullet-time to the sequence: That guy that's pitching from like the away dugout is a complete […]

Zombies and a Creepy Bunny Invaded the Steelers Locker Room

Pics via The ScareHouse, one of the premiere fright attractions in America, right home in Pittsburgh. I know Troy Polamalu and the defense have been getting old in recent seasons but this is just ridiculous. However, a defense with zombie strength could get pretty intense. Plus I'm cool with our team just disemboweling any Raven […]

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