You heard me. I’m calling out Peter King, and you can blame ESPN for it. Now that your minds are completely blown, let me explain. I know King, Sports Illustrated’s football guru, and ESPN have nothing in common other than a shared spot in the mainstream media, but there’s reason for my rage. King is […]

Man, what were you doing at age 13? I was probably being a jerk somewhere, picking my ass and rocking out to some Everclear or something. I certainly wasn’t kicking NFL-length field goals. But this isn’t about me. It’s about Wes Medeiros, who is cooler than me. Wes killed it at St. Vincent during Steelers […]

I’m pleased to announce the return of Inside the Athletes Studio, my vehicle to poke my head into different parts of the Pittsburgh sports landscape. It’s been 14 long months since the last…uh…episode? I’m not James Lipton…I got stuff to do. I hit up Passion RB Torina Henley, Don from Mondesi’s House and Andy Chomos, […]

The interview should be up for tomorrow (or this evening, if you’re diligent), so be sure to stop by and check out my candid conversation with _______ . There may or may not be a MPotD tomorrow. I want to keep the interview at the top of the page for as long as possible, so […]

Meekah truckUploaded by Loves_TaiShan Curiosity…scared the shit out of the cat. I’m a huge animal agitator, so I know the joy this dude must feel. Their brains only comprehend so much, and we, as humans, will try and exert our mental superiority when given the chance. As Atmosphere says about our pets: “It’s eat, sleep, […]

Please forgive the notable absence of a legit post today. Work has been stressing me out, and I’m currently working on a nifty interview/candid discussion with arguably the most polarizing figure in the Pittsburgh sports landscape. Yeah, you heard right. It’ll be the glorious return of “Inside the Athlete’s Studio.” It’s been a year since […]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUWY4xwW3u4&hl=en&fs=1 Good to see the team gelling and having chemistry, no? If you’re Santonio Holmes, how do you fall for the oldest trick in the book? A large group of teammates hands you a water bottle, complete with shit-eating grins all around, and you still don’t expect some sort of hijinks? If Silverback was staring […]

Rest in peace, John Challis. I will never reach the levels of strength and coolness that you displayed to the world. We were lucky to have you for 18 years. You and your family will remain in my prayers.

Early last week, there were rumors of a Bigfoot body found in Georgia. Any mention of supposed mythical creatures being real immediately captures my attention (Chupacabra in today’s MPotD, anyone?). Now, the body is actually a hoax, as you can buy the costume online. Damn Southerners and your jokes. However, it now seems that the […]

To make this perfectly clear…I hate rankings. Sure, when I was younger, I’d check out Power Rankings throughout the NFL season to see where “experts” felt the Steelers were at in comparison to other teams, but it’s easy to grow cynical of said rankings when you begin to understand that they are just the opinions […]

After the Steelers punished the Browns in Week 1 last season, I put up a video of the best possible summary of the game. It was short, to the point, funny and actually coherent. Browns fans…I really don’t get your side of the rivalry. The Browns haven’t really been relevant in the twice a year […]

(courtesy of penguins.com) The Pens broke ground on the new arena today. This douche shouldn’t have been allowed to touch a shovel.

http://view.break.com/552333 – Watch more free videos This was on Deadspin two days ago, but I hadn’t found the time to post it here. I was too busy worrying about Ryan Mundy, watching Steelers fans tackle the Octa-Bong and resting on my birthday laurels. Still, this is a typical skateboarder/disaster video that one would typically find […]

I’m proud to share my birthday with the greatest group of human beings ever assembled. Spanning the ages, us 13thers have kicked some ass. Here’s my homage to those who came before, and those that are still here crampin’ my style. Fidel Castro (1926) – I don’t care if your duties have been transferred to […]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXKQMI3hlz8&hl=en&fs=1 With a fervor only Milwaukee Brewers fans can truly appreciate, Steelers fans once again show why rooting for the Black and Gold is so much fun. That reason, of course, is the group beer bong. Sure, that Brewers beer bong might have had more hoses, but all you got was a picture, and those […]