Man that was a pretty heavy title. The Pens are down a top blue line prospect what with Joe Morrow being dealt for non-related Stars captain Brenden Morrow. We say "down" in only a certain sense, as the pipeline still holds Simon Despres, Robert Bortuzzo, Scott Harrington, Brian Dumoulin, Olli Maaty and Derrick Pouliot. Well […]

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Thanks TMZ for having me on your Pittsburgh PR email blast, and for using the "slash" pun in your announcement. You guys know my feelings on those fake housewife drama bs reality shows. I'm just stunned I didn't know Kordell was married to one of those things, I mean in regards to the rumors and […]

Last night, the Pens extended their win streak to 12 games in thrilling fashion, taking out rival Philadelphia in OT after a late Sidney Crosby goal forced the extra period.  Thanks to my bud Benson for sending this over. His unreal NHL '94 replay of the game highlights, because 12-game win streaks are about as […]

MOONWALKING MINI PONY! OK so this video came out a good couple of weeks ago now, but it's one of those things that everyone is gonna see and love. And with my status as LORD OF ALL MINI PONIES AND ALSO GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR, everyone who saw it had to send it to me. Submissions […]

Last week, some trailer featuring Penguins forward Evgeni Malkin in a Russian movie titled 12 Months debuted. Today, we translate. The basis of this movie falls on some cute woman who gets wishes that were meant for a kid. Or something along those lines. And the kid wants to meet or play hockey with Geno […]

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How about Sid and them Penguins? All of a sudden they reel off seven-straight wins and now Sid is Morph from the X-Men. Sidenote: how cheap was it that Morph was just some guy that could look like anyone. Maybe more of a cop-out than Rogue's "I can have everyone's powers if I touch them." […]

Kind of a backwards day, today. We took a look at Mike Lange earlier this morning, and rested on our 6 year old laurels before murking through reality tv. Now here comes Mini Pony of the Day as the sun looks to set, rather than already there in the A.M. making you smile. You can […]

God I hate that something called Millionaire Matchmaker even exists, and some former fill-in Steelers punter was on it. Mitch Berger, who stepped into the Steelers punting duties multiple times when Dan Sepulveda couldn't, won a championship with the team against the Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII. I guess that and a career that started […]

PSAMP turns 6 today. Anyone know a good kindergarten? I woulda put PSAMP in the class ahead but his blogspot page would've had to been started by August 31st the year prior or something. Thanks for making me write this. *** Previous birthdays: 5th 4th 3rd 2nd (Terrible Twos) 1st

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For the 1993 MLB season, Milk Bone (!) decided to create a limited 20-card set of collectible baseball cards known as Milk Bone Super Stars. These cards featured the biggest baseball stars of the day hanging out with their pet dog(s). Now there must have only been 20 dog owners in a league year that […]