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EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS! SFKSKFHKSHGFKHSGF My goal in bringing back my good friend China Jack this season was to mooch off the good vibes Jack brought around last Cup run. And since we don't trot Jack out every season, bringing him back aboard at the beginning of this shortened season was a definite message…the Pens are […]

Black Star rules. Talib Kweli and Mos Def (now Yasiin Bey) both rule as well. The Pirates always rule. Now with formalities out of the way…I randomly came across a picture from the 2012 Ilosaarirock Festival featuring Kweli's half of Black Star wearing a Buccos hat on stage. I think the most incredible thing is something […]

Thanks to Benson for sending this over. I'm sure you've already watched and re-watched the highlights of the Pens-Sens Game 5 drubbing that eliminated Ottawa, being that you're a good Penguins fan and this is the last we get until we find who their Eastern Conference Finals opponent will be. Only, have you watched those […]

Via my bud Benson comes all seven goals from last night's Pens onslaught synced with Mike Lange's radio calls. One Lange goal call is a blessing, seven in a single game is just greedy. Our Cup runneth over. Never teach a pig to sing. Go Pens. Video below:

An interesting little side note to the Penguins Game 3 loss in Ottawa last night that has hardly anything to personally do with the cities of Pittsburgh or Ottawa, the Penguins or Senators teams, or even simple rationality and math skills. Via my bud Sean Leahy comes a story of a waitress in North Carolina […]

Despite the moans and groans when the Pens and Isles were tied at 2 games apiece, Pittsburgh pulled through with back-to-back wins and a ticket to the 2013 NHL Playoffs 2nd Round. So you better believe I got my old friend China Jack back on the horn to properly toast the passing of Round 1 […]

Trends and Internet viral sensations are fickle. One minute you're planking and the next day that's old news and you're already sitting like an owl or Tim Tebow or any other random thing that one person laughed at on a message board. Take the "Harlem Shake" of literally three months ago: Now at the time, […]

Big brouhaha since Pens-Isles Game 4. The game where Sid, early in his 3rd game back from jaw surgery, took a puck to the throat just under his fishbowl jaw protector. Isles fans not only cheered the injury in unison, a bad enough showing, they used "Princess Crosby" chants which tend to incite calls of […]

Thanks to The Pen Spot for sending this over. He says: After going to the first game of the playoffs I was inspired to make a short animation that represents in a simple form of how I think this first round of the playoffs will turn out. And in this 11-second clip, the animated Islander […]

THE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE! And just like at the start of this shortened season, I saw it fit to seek out my good friend China Jack again so his good luck can envelop these Penguins as they take a shot at Lord Stanley. Here was Jack's season opening toast, you can find out his backstory […]

Good job trying to distract everyone with adorable ducks, Atlanta, but the Buccos are not falling for it.