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Brooks Orpik Loves Tom Clark Chevrolet, MAF Loves Rock Band

Two things I wanted to point out about last night’s Pens win…and it was looking like there was no evidence of either on the Internet. Enter the incomparable Seth from Empty Netters. In his intermission interview, murderer-lookalike Brooks Orpik wore a very fashionable Tom Clark Chevrolet hat. Send me one, Tom Clark, and I promise […]

The Pens Will Win The Cup Because Iron City Beer Has “Burghability”

http://youtube.com/watch?v= BBSCuFU2_U8[/youtube] I’m gonna put it out there…I’m not a fan of those stupid “Drinkability” commercials from Bud Lite or whatever. Look, it’s a liquid, so you can drink it. Kool-Aid has drinkability. Urine has drinkability. All those weird fluids under the sink have drinkability…and you should definitely try those ones sometime if you believe […]

China Jack Toasts The Super Bowl Champion Steelers

Back during the football season, I had a running segment at the old PSAMP that highlighted the Steelers-insanity of my buddy Gavin in China (he has a new site…check it out!). You can check out the past adventures at the following links on the all-new PSAMP: Chinese People Love The Steelers China Toasts The 2008 […]

Bill Guer-y Roberts?

Picture stolen from Islesblogger. The Pens just traded for Islanders forward Bill Guerin. The move will add a veteran presence with hopefully some grit. The move is similar to what Ray Shero pulled off 2 years ago with Gary Roberts. Now, I’m not going to make some absurd statement that Bill Guerin will have the […]

Paul Steigerwald Interviewed Bob Errey In 1992

http://youtube.com/watch?v= PmlUyZ9fnWc[/youtube] Ever wanted to hear Penguins television announcers Steigy and Errey together before they started calling Pens games? All you had to do was ask. Here’s a pretty cool clip from the moments after the Pens won their second of back-to-back Cups in the early 90s. Errey had just won the Cup, and Steigy […]

Vote For Me. Or For Mondesi’s House

It’s the Final Four of Sean’s Best Pittsburgh Sports Blog Tournament. I’m the biggest underdog #1 seed ever, going up against Mondesi’s House. It isn’t looking too good right now. Vote for someone, and then there will be another round of voting. This round ends at 8 PM, so hurry up.

These Numbers Say That You Suck And Jordan Staal Rules

This is the closest thing you’ll get to statistical analysis from me. If you look too much into it, I hate you and want you to leave. The Pensblog had a little nugget in their Stars recap that I wanted to pass along for all the Jordan Staal haters out there. He scored his 17th […]

Bob Errey Is About To Murder The Kid In The Mouse Hat

Props to Donny for sending this video along last week. I meant to get it up yesterday, but we all know how that went. Frankly, I thought this mouse-hat kid was kinda annoying, but the video was golden enough if only for the screengrab. Here’s another video of the kid with the Steelers. If you’re […]

Jeff Reed Will Destroy Every Towel Dispenser He Sees

So yeah, just wanted to point out that Jeff Reed’s off-field antics got old really fast. We get it…you’re the everyman athlete who takes funny pictures while wasted with fans. But we don’t need to expect some other goofy Reed-at-a-bar story like it’s an inevitability. Just keep performing on the field, is all we ask. […]

Programming Note

Apologies for not posting anything today. I couldn’t get online. Blame it on the new site…I don’t give a shit. But don’t feel blue, baby. I promise TONS of badass stuff tomorrow. Gotta get everything from today out of the queue.

Old Footage Of Super Bowl X And Black Sunday Rules

Don’t remember the 1976 classic film Black Sunday featuring Robert Shaw? Don’t worry, I forgive you. The movie is about a Vietnam vet who wants to suicide bomb Super Bowl X by way of blimp. Shaw should’ve flown a blimp-bomb into Jaws…that woulda been sweet! Anyway, the film was partly shot at The Orange Bowl […]

Remembering Myron Cope One Year Later

Myron Cope died one year ago today. Since his passing, Cope had an asteroid named after him, he and his Towel were a focus of the New York Times, and the Steelers won the Super Bowl. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that Myron was still with us one year later. I was […]

A Steelers Roller Coaster Would Be Badass

http://youtube.com/watch?v= MxXEyFuykAU[/youtube] So yeah, I can’t upload pictures right now, so the site might get a little Youtube heavy until I can figure this out. Gotta love working out the kinks on an all-new site. But even if I could upload pictures, I’d still probably find a time to use this video. If only because […]

Vote For Me. Or For Blog ‘N’ Gold

I made it to the Elite 8 of Sean’s Best Pittsburgh Sports Blog Tournament thanks to you. My opponent is the Post-Gazette’s Blog ‘N’ Gold. Vote for one of us. I voted and it was great!

Everyone Wants To Play For Pittsburgh! Yay!

Not this chick, obviously. Milfs in heat? Yikes. We all remember back when Brian Jackson was going around pretending to be different Steelers to get in girls’ pants. And while it was on a lesser scale, I made sure to shit on some annoying kid who impersonated Sidney Crosby in the worst way possible. This […]

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