We’ve been fortunate to see some awesome Steelers tattoos lately. Brett Keisel. The rest of the Brett keisel tattoo that featured Tomlin, Troy and Silverback. But then there was also that AWFUL Steelers tattoo on Judge Joe Brown. This one above falls into the same confusing territory. The tattoo itself isn’t terrible, I guess. Although […]

This video was apparently taken in September 2010, but it’s September 2011 now and umpire Laz Diaz is still at large so now PSAMP is all about bringing this thief to justice. Watch as he gives a young kid at PNC Park a false sense of security before making off with the loot. Yeah he […]

And now here’s video from a February, 1965 taping of the show I’ve Got A Secret. Two twin girls had the “secret” of having 18 other siblings. One of them, named Paul Hamlin, was recently (at the time), signed as a Pirates pitcher. He likely did nothing. I found no other reference to him and […]

The smoothy smooths used a smooth smooth of smoothness to smooth out the unsmooth. Unsmooth as it smooth have been at smooth, the smooth made no smooth while the smoothers shoothed no smoothness. Smooth. The unsmooth Steelers over the Seahawks, 24-0. As you can see I was taken aback by Tony Siragusa’s in-game claim that […]

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Thanks to my bud Benson for sending over his latest. It’s a 1960s-esque educational video that tries to make sense of the numbers and explanations given by Sid and his team of doctors during his press conference last week. From the description: “There has been so much cloudy information regarding the return of Pens captain […]

Back in the late 80s, Steelers WR Louis Lipps issued this PSA to help fight crimes. His weapon of choice against the streets? Trading Cards. Video below: If these were even half as popular as those Power Rangers pogs in the mid-90s, I bet kids were probably robbing the cops rather than just asking for […]

HE’S GOING FOR THE HORSE-COLLAR, LOOK OUT! And here we are again. I just wanted to take a moment to welcome you all back to football, and the Steelers’ 2011 season. I had contemplated not doing the MMCNY this season, but I pretty much say that every year. This is the last real opinion-based segment […]

I caught this via my bud Mike over at BuzzFeed. They have a list of 25 funny NFL player anagrams. PSAMP is an anagram of MAPPS and PAMPS. Go Steelers.

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I forgot to post this earlier, cos I’m a jerk and absent-minded. But I’m also awesome and tend not to lead you astray when it comes to good music. If you’ve followed PSAMP with any regularity over the past few years, you’ll immediately recognize the name maticulous. He’s my good friend up here in NYC […]

It’s a pillow. It’s a pet. It’s a PILLOW PET!™ Man I hate that commercial. It might be one of the most annoyingly simple jingles ever. And now combine it with the all-new Steelers-themed Steely McBeam Pillow Pet® and we have certifiable nightmare fuel. This has been happening a lot lately. I thought there was […]